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Monday, 27 August 2012

It's Darwin's Fault


Okay, maybe not. The English naturalist is credited for establishing that all species are from a common ancestor and the differences between us are due to a process called evolution. 

Evolution is the change in the inherited characteristics of biological populations over successive  generations. Evolutionary processes give rise to diversity at every level of biological organisation, including speciesindividual organisms and molecules such as DNA and proteins (according to the go to website Wiki)

Creationists will tell you otherwise. "There is Book, written by men but it's not their words. They are the words of a supreme they conjured to explain the unfathomable." Fear of the unknown imprisons them in religion. I digress. I tend to do that.
Evolution. This a direct resultant of a 'gradual, non-random process by which biological traits become either more or less common in a population as a function of differential reproduction of their bearers' which Charles termed NATURAL SELECTION. From wayza human beings used natural selection to better survive the environment in which lived. The women would go for the strongest and best hunter in the clan. The one with long locks and the most hair on his chest. The one whose odour scared off the mountain lions at night. He was the guy. The alpha male. Whilst the men, the visual creature that they were (and are), would want to bag the hottie in the compound. The young lass with the full bosom. The one with the moist crack because her rear was more than enough and was more inviting than any surrounding bachelor cave. She could never resist though. Even if she tried to defer his advances, he had a club. A CLUB!! That must be first known date-rape 'drug" (I was washing my knees and feet at the lagoon, next thing i know, i wake up with a sore head and Hlobile sleeping beside me.") There was little or no choice if the alpha male fancied them. The combination of their genes was one that was envied. The probability of their offspring being a strong and dashing young'n was favourable. Basic Mathematics.
Even today, we still use natural selection to choose partners. Either we look, for those who we bond on a spiritual/subconscious level or the one we can have a comfortable living with. It's still a choice. Nowadays, the choices we make are mostly for the sake of our future children. To provide them with more than just their basic needs, private schools, snazzy clothes but mostly so they won't be bullied in the school playground for not being good looking. Looks are important when choosing a partner because it is bloody irresponsible for people to be having ugly babies this day and age if you ask. You don't even have to ask me, i will volunteer that information whilst you show me pictures of your baby. Charles would shake his head 'til it feel if that would be the situation.
A study in Canada has shown that a good looking woman, no matter how many average looking men are available, will not settle for someone who she thinks is not pleasing to look at. By extrapolation, gorgeous women will mate good looking men and bring forth great looking babies. THE LATER THEY ARE BORN, THE BETTER LOOKING THEY WILL BE. Now let us make good looking babies or protect our children from pedophiles and grown ass men who let them place their feet on the wooden finish dashboards of their fancy cars. It's your choice, really. I gave you an excuse. With a great excuse, comes great responsibility. Use it wisely